a giant compilation of selfies from the choir trip
good grief, i don’t think i’ve ever taken so many picture of myself, I HOPEYOU ENJOY IT.
//runs off into the distance//
OH GOD WE HAD THOSE STUPID FRUIT FLIES TOO IN MY SUITE NEAR THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. THE VINEGAR FLY TRAP ACTUALLY WORKS REALLY WELL. IT JUST…SMELLS.
yuuup, i just went to check on it. covered in flies. i’m so terrified of going downstairs rn.
what the heck does “bloody fruit shop owner” even mean
there’s a part of your brain called the “medulla oblongotta” which is nicknamed by irl snipers as the ‘apricot’, and it’s a target they tend to aim for because it makes for quick kills
fruit shop owner = lots of apricots
it’s a really stupid and complicated insult sniper’s a fucking nerd
It’s also the reasoning behind this little decoration in his van.
Again an apricot. it’s a Sniper thing.
I remember learning this through the TF2 fandom like, 2 years ago, and when I was taking a coding class somehow my professor got to talking about Sniper’s and he was like “so does anyone know the code language used by Snipers? Because I want you guys shooting for the sweet spot.”
And I just slowly raised my hand and was like “It’s an apricot. I think you mean apricot.”
Then he high-fived me like the big video-game loving dork he is.