SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.
dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!
WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.
no! you can’t make me!
EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.
that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!
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SUI’S HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY
Hey everyone! Due to the success of my poke’mon giveaway, I thought about doing another. This time a homestuck giveway! Now onto the fun stuff~
Winner will receive;
- A pair of troll horns (the character of your choice. Please, no Ancestors)
- A matching troll shirt (hand-painted by me)
- Nail polish - yellow, grey and troll blood-colored (use your imagination and pretend the clear one is random blood-colored)
- 1 Ben nye gray and 1 ben nye steel gray make up!
Rules;
- One like
- 4 Reblog max (any more and you are disqualified. Unless if you were one of my original 182 followers you get an extra reblog)
- NO SIDE BLOGS PLEASE. I will check.
- You DO NOT have to be following me. This is open to anyone.
- Ask box must be open for me to message you. If the winner and their ask box isn’t open, I’ll give it to the runner up.
- US resident only (I will be paying for shipping as well. You must feel comfortable giving me your address so I can send the items to you)
- Ends June 30th at 11:59pm GMT
Winner will be chosen via Random Number Generator.
If you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask.
Thank you and good luck!
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A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
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(Source: kinglerinthenorth, via francebaby)
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By near-unanimous agreement, if post-mission coffee occurs, it’s at Starbucks. The reason for this is simple: if they all went where they really wanted to go, they’d be scattered all over the city, and Steve is adamant that they bond. Bruce likes small, intimate places…
(Source: askthevioletprince, via toodlefluff)
